10. If you can't find matching socks, who cares???
9. You never have to face the dilemma of taking your child's side or the teacher's side in a dispute at school.
8. Your kids have a good reason to think they might get punished, but no reason to think they might get shot.
7. If your child says the dog ate his homework, you can check the dog.
6. If your child is offered drugs at school, its probably Tylenol or Benedryl
5. The teacher can hug your child and you do not have to worry about them being sexually abused.
4. Your kids are allowed to think 'outside the box'
3. You can post the Ten Commandments on the wall without being sued.
2. Your kids can easily recognize that this list is numerically in reverse order.
1. Some day your children will consider you to be a miracle- working expert and will turn to you for advice
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